Man-Flu is a terrible disease that affects the lives of millions of men every year. In order to raise the profile of Man-Flu, I’ve got this list of 10 points for you to consider;

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not ‘moan’ when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting ‘lady medicines’ like Lemsip, so don’t bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying ‘Diagnosis Murder’ it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke’s voice has remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we’ll beat this monstrous disease together.

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“Fifa is a waste of space. It’s a money making organisation and I don’t think they give a damn about football.”

That was the damning verdict of the Leeds United chairman, Ken Bates following FIFA’s decision to award the 2018 and 2022 World Cups to Russia and Qatar.

For many years, there have been accusations about FIFA. One journalist in particular has spent many years trying to uncover what really goes on behind the doors of FIFA. However, as they are based in Switzerland, getting access to documents and their bank accounts has proved impossible.

The 2018 and 2022 hosting announcements aren’t the first time FIFA has been surrounded in controversy. In 2000, Germany were awarded the 2006 tournament when many believed South Africa would win it. Immediately after the result, Sepp Blatter announced that from then, hosting would be rotated round the continents and in 2010, it would be Africa’s turn. With only 1 serious candidate, it was always going to be South Africa.

In his book, “Foul“, Andrew Jennings stated that Blatter had promised both Germany and South Africa the 2006 tournament in return for votes in a FIFA presidential election. As president of FIFA, Blatter would only have a casting vote in the event that the FIFA delegates voted in equal numbers on the choice of a venue. As the date of the vote drew near, it became apparent that the vote would be 12-12 meaning Blatter would have the deciding vote. As he had promised both countries the tournament, this would put him in a difficult position.

During the vote, the New Zealand delegate Charlie Dempsey abstained from voting after the first two rounds. Although he had voted for England in the first two rounds, his vote was going to South Africa now England was eliminated. It meant Germany won the vote 12-11.

Moving forward to the 2018 bid, England were fancied by many from day one. By 2018, it would be 52 years since they hosted the tournament. The facilities and infrastructure is all in place the there would be no issue selling tickets. The bid was presented by David Beckham, Prime Minister David Cameron and Prince William. It was an excellent presentation to showcase an excellent bid yet it received just 2 votes out of the 22. Russia were eventually awarded the tournament with another very good bid.

It wasn’t so much the defeat, it was the manner of the defeat. How could such a good bid attract 2 votes, one of which were from Geoff Thompson, the English FIFA delegate. In the days before the vote, David Cameron and Prince William had been verbally promised votes from 8 delegates in face to face meetings. England had been humiliated.

The 2022 vote was even more farcical with the desert state of Qatar being awarded the tournament. Aside from its appalling human rights, dubious policies on both Israel and gays, there is absolutely no football culture to speak of in the country. Summer temperatures will hit 50 Celcius. Is this really a better option than the United States, Australia, South Korea or Japan?  I think not. Take away the migrant workers in Qatar, the population is around 200,000 which is smaller than Reading or Newcastle upon Tyne. Just a few weeks before the bid, FIFA rated Qatar as “High Risk”. Across the 2 votes, England, USA and Australia had the best technical bids and won just 6 votes.

In short, the whole thing stinks. In England, it didn’t take long for a reaction. A planned friendly in Thailand scheduled for June 2011 has been cancelled after the Thailand delegate voted for Spain / Portugal. The English FA has also ploughed millions into football development in Africa, Asia, Central America and the Caribbean. This programme will now be scaled back with the money being invested at home instead.

The FA acting chairman has also made a stand. Roger Burden had planned to run for the full time post but has withdrawn his application. In a statement he said “I recognise that an important part of the role is liaison with FIFA, our global governing body. But I am not prepared to deal with people whom I cannot trust.”

So what is the answer. Its quite clear to me that when it comes to FIFA, Ken Bates isn’t far off the mark. They use football as a platform to chase the dollar. Anyone who went to Germany in 2006 or South Africa in 2010 will vouch for that.

I believe that England and other leading nations need to split from FIFA and form a new federation. England, Spain, Germany, Holland and France could be a core group of nations. Others could be free to join. Outside of Europe, the two big nations are Brazil and Argentina. Brazil would break away too as all they do is tour the world playing friendlies.

Without these nations, a World Cup would have virtually no prestige and I seriously doubt sponsors would continue to throw money at FIFA if this was the case. Something has to be done to change things. World football can not continue to be controlled by 22 men who are accountable to no-0ne and conduct all their business in secret.

If you want to read more about Andrew Jennings work to try to uncover corruption within FIFA, you can find his excellent book FOUL on Amazon.

Foul!: The Secret World of FIFA: Bribes, Vote Rigging and Ticket Scandals

Is withdrawing from FIFA the only option?  Maybe you have a better idea?

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I’ve always found it easier to put ideas down either on paper or to use a bit of planning software. I’d been on the look out for a Mind Mapping application for a little while. However, the ones I’d seen had to be paid for in one form or another and as it wasn’t something I need all the time, I didn’t want to pay for it.

Recently, I was introduced to a some Mind Mapping software called Xmind and its exactly what I’ve been looking for. The basic version is free to download and what is even better is that it doesn’t write installation files all over your computer so you can actually run it off a portable USB drive.

If you’ve been looking for a free Mind Mapping software, you can do a lot worse than check out www.xmind.net.

If you aren’t sure what Mind Mapping software is, Wikipedia describe it as follows:

“Mind mapping software is used to create diagrams of relationships between ideas or other pieces of information. It has been suggested that the mind mapping technique can improve learning/study efficiency up to 15% over conventional note taking.”

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Today, my travels took me down to London and the train passes through Stratford which is the site of the 2012 Olympic Park. London fought off bids from Paris, Madrid and New York for the right to host the games but since then, there has been a lot of concern over the spiraling costs, especially as the UK economy has gone in to a serious recession.

Although London are the host city, there are Olympic venues at a number of other places all over the country. For example, St James Park in Newcastle is one of the venues of the Olympic Football. The jewel in the crown of the 2012 venues will be the Olympic Park at Stratford in London. In addition to the main Olympic Stadium, the Olympic Park will also have the Aquatics Centre, Velodrome and 3 indoor arenas.

Obviously, venues like this aren’t cheap to build but while it may be hard for some to see, the benefits will ultimately outweigh the costs. Hosting a major event like the Olympics is a tremendous honour and Britain is more than capable of putting on a superb show. However, the Olympics isn’t just about the few weeks of competition, its also about the legacy it leaves behind.

Stratford is in the poorer East side of London so the regeneration of the area can only help the local people. The Olympic Park will eventually be the largest urban park created in Europe for around 150 years with parks and wetlands being created in the shadows of the venues. The sporting facilities will continue to be used and various football teams have shown interest in taking over the Olympic stadium. The Olympic village will be converted to residential apartments and a new university will also be founded specialising in sports science, green technology and digital media.

In addition, the transport infrastructure will also be improved to ferry visitors around and these facilities will remain in place for the benefit of the people who live in and visit London after 2012. With the 2015 Rugby World Cup already scheduled to be hosting in England with 3 London venues and a strong bid for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, many of the facilities and transport upgrades being made for the 2012 Olympics can also be used for these later events too.

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The Gulf of Mexico has been a disaster zone since 20 April 2010 when the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig exploded. 11 workers were killed and 17 more were injured, a fact which rarely gets reported any more. Since then, oil has been leaking (or rather gushing) from the sea bed at a rate of tens of thousands of barrels every day.

The source of the spill is around 41 miles off the coast of Louisianna at a point where the sea bed is around 1,500m deep. The effect on the environment has been terrible and a huge number of peoples’ livelihoods have been badly affected. Not surprisingly, people are angry and want answers. President Obama has been very frank in his views blaming BP and calling them “British Petroleum”, a name which they have not used for many years. This is presumable to distance the US from any blame. He is a President under pressure.

With so many sub-contractors in place, I believe it is wrong to start to point the finger and allocate blame at this stage. An investigation needs to take place in order to establish what actually happened. Blaming people won’t solve anything, lessons need to be learned so this sort of thing doesn’t happen again. Sadly, it isn’t the first corporate disaster and it won’t be the last. I can remember the early 1980s when a gas leak from the Union Carbide plant in Bhopal killed nearly 4,000 people with other estimates putting the figure much higher.

While the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is a terrible disaster, the bigger picture is that large companies and even governments will put profit ahead of everything else. Most of the world’s oil tankers fly under a flag of convenience. They are registered in places such as West Africa or Panama as they have lower standards for the vessel, equipment and crew. There are regular documentaries on TV investigating air and train crashes. Often, the cause is down to lack of maintenance driven by cost cutting.

The pursuit of BP to pay billions in compensation is very short sighted. For arguments sake, if BP were no longer around, does anyone really believe that another oil company wouldn’t step in to take over where they had been operating?  In addition, as a company, BP have always paid a good share dividend and this has been of benefit not only to the personal shareholders but also to the pension companies who will have invested both yours and my money in BP, know they will get a return on their money. Destroying BP as some people seem to want, could in turn mean lower pension pots of many people.

A proper investigation is needed and the right people need to be punished. Token fines will change nothing and certainly won’t help the people who are being affected right now.

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